the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
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