Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
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