Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
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