what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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