Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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