We won't sleep together?
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Randomize
