just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
Randomize
