Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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