I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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