ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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