kristin has been a bad kristin
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
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