that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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