She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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