instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
