I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I am one with the molecules
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
My life is pants optional.
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