I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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