She said her name was "party"
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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