party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
You're like the curious george of whores
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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