is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
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Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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