what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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