so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
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