Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I have feelings that need drinking.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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