I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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