just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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