i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
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