Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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