No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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