Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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