I'm eating all of the evidence.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
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