What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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