It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
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