Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
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