It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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