I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Everclear isn't food dammit
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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