I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Randomize
