He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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