Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Randomize