what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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