I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
How external is "for external use only"?
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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