Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
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