Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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