Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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