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go home
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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