so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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