You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
there is glitter all over my balls
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