: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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