Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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