I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
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