Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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