Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
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