Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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