belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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