Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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