she looked like the before picture.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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