You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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