don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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