don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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