we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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